Pence’s wife has announced that Mike Pence never dines with women alone. Here’s who else is on the no-fly list.
1. His Wife In A Mirror
2. Anyone Humming Whitney Houston Because You Are Not To Have One Woman, Let Alone “Every”
3. Even Half Of Dolly Parton
4. Jeffrey Tambour **Only On Shoot Days**
5. Gray’s Anatomy Writers For Whole Other Reasons HOW DARE THEY KILL MCDREAMY
6. The Bachelor Contestants, Except For The Shark / Dolphin
7. Anyone Who Is Either A “Steel” Or “Magnolia”
8. Anyone Who Can Tell Whether They’re A Charlotte
9. Anyone Who’s Eaten Before This And Will Choose Salad
10. Mrs. Potts
Looks like someone will never be our guest.