Oops, no, that is actually a toddler. Our bad. Time Magazine! You rascals!

via Daily Mail. A sea monster … and he’s still a nipper! Monster Tasmanian King Crab saved from the pot and shipped to Britain for aquarium display. Claude weighs a mighty 15lbs and measures 15 inches wide and would have produced 20lbs worth of meat.

Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2137356/Monster-Tasmanian-King-Crabs-saved-pot-shipped-Britain-aquarium-display.html#ixzz1torplIqZ

Via DOGTV.com release: Scientifically developed. Pup approved. DOGTV is cable’s first television network for dogs that is created exclusively for canines, and the humans who love them.
DOGTV’s 24/7 programing helps stimulate, entertain, relax and habituate dogs with shows that expose them to various movements, sounds, objects, experiences and behavior patterns, all from a dog’s point of view.
But after hours…look out.

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http://textfromdog.tumblr.com/

Easter. A holiday where families get together, hide colored eggs and go to the mall to have their kids sit on the lap of a stranger who is dressed as a scary as shit life-sized bunny wearing human clothes. Also we’ve heard there is some story about Jesus. Please enjoy.

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Next up! Chest hair implants.

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In case you missed it, here is Alicia Silverstone feeding her child like a bird.