Rick Santorum has a problem.  And, in what is a terrible situation for a politician, the more popular he gets, the worse it becomes.  Santorum’s recent primary victories have generated a buzz around his campaign.  And this buzz has prompted more and more people to search for “Rick Santorum” on Google.  Which has then led to every one of these voters realizing:
 
If Rick Santorum had chosen to go by “Dick,” it would still be the least vulgar part of his name.
 
(Note to my Grandma: DO NOT Google “Santorum.”  Seriously.  Just …

President Barack Obama recently released his campaign playlist on Spotify, complete with songs from  many great artists like U2, Bruce Springsteen, and Wilco. So in an effort to appear more electable (and more “with it”) to the American public, the individual GOP candidates have decided to match the 44th Commander-in-Chief with their own list of tracks he enjoys while on the campaign trail. Take a look:
 

 
MITT ROMNEY
“Sharp Dressed Man”- ZZ Top
“For the Love of Money”- The O’Jays
“Born in the U.S.A” – Bruce Springsteen
“You’re Fired” – Bratmobile
“Battle Hymn of the Republic”- Mormon …

Living on a Chair

“To the Moon Alice! ” A reference 97% of our readers will not get but we still find funny.

Airport check-in must be a haul!

WASHINGTON D.C.
In a major upset in a day of turmoil in the GOP nominating race, it was released today that Rick Santorum’s sweater vest was the actual winner in the Iowa Caucus edging out powerhouse Mitt Romney’s pearly white smile by 8 votes. With 131 precincts reporting, but with 3 losing all of their data and 14 forgetting entirely that this wasn’t in fact voting for this coming season of American Idol. It seems that the GOP is calling this race a ‘split decision’ and moving on to South Carolina. But with Rick Perry stepping down to …

My fellow Amurkans, I’d like to take this opportunity to speak to you about the upcoming Carolina primary happening this January 20th or 21st or whenever. I know it’s on a Tuesday. Wait, according to my campaign manager it’s a Saturday. How come they’re always doing these votin’ things on a Tuesday and then out of the blue it’s on a Saturday? Somethin’ seems a little hinky, like they’re trying pull a fast one on ol’ Rick Perry.
Point is, things have not been going so well for Governor Rick on …

The dust and cornhusks have settled on the Iowa prairie this morning after a long night of caucusing; and though Rick Santorum mounted a stiff charge against GOP frontrunner Mitt Romney, it was the former Massachusetts Governor who escaped the Hawkeye state with a come from behind victory by the narrowest of margins (8 votes!). Regardless of the final results, the former Pennsylvania Senator’s surprise showing in Iowa provided a wake-up call to the rest of the Republican field and establishing Santorum as a force to be reckoned with …

Iowa– the Hawkeye State. Not just a place where cornfields are transformed into baseball fields for the sake of memorable films; It’s also the place where one lucky Republican’s presidential hopes will get a boost and a vital leg up on the competition, building up their chances of filling the GOP presidential ballot slot  come convention time in late August. Yes,  the Iowa Caucus is upon us Republican fans and if you win it, they will nominate.  But before we get to anointing anyone King of the GOP candidates, we thought …