Italian PM Silvio Berlusconi resigned recently after  ruling Italy on three separate occasions and leading them to the edge of default. For his encore he’s decided to release a new CD of Love Songs that will surely have the international crowd swooning for the crooning style of  Silvio. We here at National Lampoon have received an early track listing and the cover art for the upcoming release on his very own Lothario imprint. It’s mostly covers and a few originals that will more than likely bring him a bevy of #1 billboard hits–at least in Italy.

1. Thank Heavens for Little Girls (Maurice Chevalier)

2. I Left My Heart in San Francisco and My Condoms in Milan

3. Bunga Bunga/Silvio’s Song

4. The Horizontal Mambo Italiano

5. Sexy Back (Justin Timberlake)

6.  I Touch Myself (Divinyls)

7.  Endless Love (Diana Ross/Lionel Richie)

8. Sexual Healing (Marvin Gaye)

9. The Ballad of the  17-Year-Old Moroccan Belly Dancer I Had Sex With

10. I Will Always Love You (Dolly Parton)

11. Thong Song (Sisqo)

12. That’s Amoré (Dean Martin)

13. You’ve Lost That Lovin’ Feeling, but You Still Want to Have Sex, Right?

14. Creep (TLC)

15. Bump ‘N’ Grind (R. Kelly)

16. Burnin’ Love (Elvis Presley)

17.  Love the One You’re With (Crosby, Still & Nash)

18. When A Man Loves a Woman…or Makes Love to Many Women

19. I’m Too Sexy (Right Said Fred)