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President Trump’s Black History Month Checklist

☐  Why no White History Month? Have someone look into that.

☐  Need to get more likes from black people on Twitter! Must make this a priority. Maybe start something called “Black Likes Matter“? Yes! Pretty sure that they’d love that!

☐  Begin plans to make another wall, but this time, a wall that they’ll all enjoy! They can write graffiti on it, and so on.

☐  Remind everyone that I had a meeting with Jay Z. Does that still count?

☐  High five a few of the janitors at Trump Tower.

☐  Remember my motto: “When it comes to grabbing pussy, a black cat is not bad luck.”

☐  Hum along and snap my fingers to some fine rap ditties. Vanilla Ice? Pet Shop Boys? The sky’s the limit.

☐  Spend some extra time with Dr. Ben Carson. Melania has been having quite a few headaches of late, maybe that’s a good opportunity to have everyone get together, have him take a look at her?

 


 

Written by Kit Lively

Kit Lively

Ain’t It Cool News said of Kit, “If Gary Larson is Bill Cosby, then Kit is Richard Pryor.” That’s a great quote, right? Man, I love that quote! That was, until Bill Cosby turned out to be a deplorable serial rapist. Now the quote isn’t worth shit, even though my name isn’t linked directly to Cosby’s! Thanks a lot Bill, you jackass. Not only have you ruined dozens of lives with your rapey ways, but you’ve ruined a perfectly good quote as well. I hope you rot in Hell, you scumbag.
Anyway, Kit’s cartoons have been published by lots of humor magazines, etc. etc. yadda yadda. (sigh)….

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