1. Orange you glad I didn’t say gonorrhea?
2. Lettuce in,
being racially profiled and historically this
will not end well for us!
3. Anita borrow $100 to pay for
Because I’m addicted to meth!
appear to have peripheral
influence in the current administration!
5. Leaf me alone or I will file a restraining order,
We only went out that
child, after all! The blood test proves the baby
is your brother’s!
7. Figs your relationship with your wife! Her
excessive drinking leads me to believe she is
8. Amos-quito bit me and I’ve contracted the Zika virus
for which there is currently no vaccine!
9. Arbor-tion is considered a sin to Evangelical trees, but is a viable option for females that don’t want to take on the responsibility of a sapling!
10. Tank you for the $100 earlier! I used it to buy more meth! Because I’m addicted to meth!