Questions Rejected From Being Used During The Clinton / Trump Debate


“Senator Clinton, is it true that ISIS unfriended you on Facebook, due to your extensive online bullying?”



“What number am I thinking of? No cheating by using powers of the occult, Senator Clinton!”



“Mr. Trump, what are your plans to curb racial violence in this country? Besides forcing all non-white people to leave, I mean?”



“Senator Clinton, would you say that you would be our country’s most easily-accessible President to date, due to the fact that we can simply say your name three times while looking into a bathroom mirror, thereby summoning you at any time?”



“Mr. Trump, if the American public were to vote for a reality show star and professional idiot, wouldn’t Kim Kardashian be a better choice? I mean, at least she’s pleasant to look at.”



“Are we to believe that your healthcare plan hinges on keeping the American public nauseous and sick with worry and fear at all times, thereby enabling us to lose weight via lack of appetite and/or non-stop vomiting?”



“Mr. Trump, where do you stand on the Blue Lives vs Black Lives debate? I’m sure we can all agree that Tangerine Lives aren’t worth two shits.”



“Senator Clinton, would you consider proposing a bill that would allow former Presidents to receive random oral favors in the White House Rose Gard….  President Clinton!! What have we told you about sneaking your own questions onto our list!!”



“Mr. Trump, knowing what we know about the larger portion of your followers, is it wise to run the debate on the same night as Wrestling?”



“Senator Clinton, you have been accused in the press of being unfriendly. Would you please stop giving me the finger and spitting in my direction long enough to comment on this?”



Written by Kit Lively

Kit Lively

Ain’t It Cool News said of Kit, “If Gary Larson is Bill Cosby, then Kit is Richard Pryor.” That’s a great quote, right? Man, I love that quote! That was, until Bill Cosby turned out to be a deplorable serial rapist. Now the quote isn’t worth shit, even though my name isn’t linked directly to Cosby’s! Thanks a lot Bill, you jackass. Not only have you ruined dozens of lives with your rapey ways, but you’ve ruined a perfectly good quote as well. I hope you rot in Hell, you scumbag.
Anyway, Kit’s cartoons have been published by lots of humor magazines, etc. etc. yadda yadda. (sigh)….