Quiz: Kyrgyzstani Political Leader or Letters Randomly Typed with My Eyes Closed

1. Almazbek Atambayev

2. Trcghed Acfsfgth

3. Grcguhgyy Dwfebuuh

4. Omurbek Tekebayev

5. Kolnyhggh Vedschjjbbh

6. Kurmanbek Bakiyev

7. Sooronbay Jeenbekov

8. Strcfhuhhh Zefghjuh

9. Tomakihlbv Thuvfhjd

10. Kanatbek Isaev


Kryzghastani Political Leader: 1, 4, 6, 7, 10
Letters Randomly Typed With My Eyes Closed: 2, 3, 5, 8, 9


Written by Paul Lander

Paul Lander

Paul Lander is not sure which he is proudest of — winning the Noble Peace Prize or sending Sudanese peace activist, Fatima Ahmed Ibrahim, to accept it on his behalf, bringing to light the plight of central Africa’s indigenous people. In his non-daydreaming hours, Paul has written for National Lampoon, American Bystander, Huff Post Comedy, The New Yorker, McSweeney’s, Humor Times, written and/or produced for multiple TV shows and written standup material that’s been performed on Maher, Letterman, Colbert, Kimmel, etc. Now, on to Paul’s time-commanding Special Forces in Khandahar…