The Real Reasons Behind The Female Ghostbusters Backlash

1) Most Ghostbusters fan-boys are more scared of women than they are of ghosts.

2) Fictional Proton Packs obviously too heavy to be carried by girls.

3) Fans disappointed that Melissa McCarthy isn’t playing the Staypuft Marshmallow Woman.

4) Pudgy, awkward nerdy types need comforting presence of Dan Aykroyd.

5) Demonic phantoms not realistically a match for several women whose periods are in sync.

6) Comedy fans perhaps rightfully concerned about the involvement of so many people from the current Saturday Night Live.

Written by Kit Lively

Kit Lively

Ain’t It Cool News said of Kit, “If Gary Larson is Bill Cosby, then Kit is Richard Pryor.” That’s a great quote, right? Man, I love that quote! That was, until Bill Cosby turned out to be a deplorable serial rapist. Now the quote isn’t worth shit, even though my name isn’t linked directly to Cosby’s! Thanks a lot Bill, you jackass. Not only have you ruined dozens of lives with your rapey ways, but you’ve ruined a perfectly good quote as well. I hope you rot in Hell, you scumbag.
Anyway, Kit’s cartoons have been published by lots of humor magazines, etc. etc. yadda yadda. (sigh)….