Signs That You Have March Madness

Seemingly are running a high fever, but in actually have simply been standing too close to the restaurant’s food-warmer heating lamps while impatiently waiting for your wings.

You pile your unwashed underwear onto your tv room floor while watching games, so that you can capture some of that genuine locker room aroma.

While lovemaking, you think of games and stats not to delay orgasm, but because you just enjoy thinking about games and stats.

On the off chance that all technology fails simultaneously, you have your bracket tattooed onto your chest.

You can actually tolerate being around your dad and brothers long enough to watch the games.

You have several flu-like symptoms, but that’s simply due to being either drunk or hungover for more than eight days in a row.

Your tailgating at your mother’s funeral.

 The face paint is permanent.

Written by Kit Lively

Kit Lively

Ain’t It Cool News said of Kit, “If Gary Larson is Bill Cosby, then Kit is Richard Pryor.” That’s a great quote, right? Man, I love that quote! That was, until Bill Cosby turned out to be a deplorable serial rapist. Now the quote isn’t worth shit, even though my name isn’t linked directly to Cosby’s! Thanks a lot Bill, you jackass. Not only have you ruined dozens of lives with your rapey ways, but you’ve ruined a perfectly good quote as well. I hope you rot in Hell, you scumbag.
Anyway, Kit’s cartoons have been published by lots of humor magazines, etc. etc. yadda yadda. (sigh)….