Supermodel Gisele Bundchen is a gorgeous woman who probably never had the experience of being heckled until Sunday night, when the New England Patriots lost to the New York Giants in the Super Bowl again.
At Lucas Oil Stadium, after Super Bowl XLVI concluded with another New York Giants victory over the New England Patriots, Giants fans noted that QB Eli Manning has been successful in 2-out-of-2 Championship games against her husband, QB Tom Brady.
“My husband cannot [expletive starting with "f" and ending with "ucking"] throw the ball and catch …

The NFL Season reached it’s official end with Eli Manning and the  New York Giants emerging victorious over the Tom Brady led New England Patriots by a final score of 21-17. And while a few fans at your Super Bowl party probably left feeling jubilant or downright depressed, depending on their team allegiance, it’s a safe bet most of the people who watched the game wherever you were at were just there to watch commercials. Whether you were an overzealous Football fan or an indifferent attendee this Super Bowl Sunday, …

Super Bowl XLVI between the New York Giants and New England Patriots is all set for Sunday, February 5th.  The game will afford Giants QB Eli Manning with opportunity to prove once and for all that he’s an elite NFL Quarterback should he manage to take down Tom Brady in the big game for a second time. ESPN’s Skip Bayless sat down with Peyton’s little brother several days prior this “Super Matchup” to get his take on all things Super Bowl-related– and things got a little bit weird.
SKIP BAYLESS: Everybody …

Football player and flamboyant drama king, Terrell Owens told his personal trainer that he misses the NFL. After advising to spread the word that he’s interested in playing real professional football again, Owens said, “it’ll be different this time… I’ve changed, I promise I’ve changed!”
On a day when Terrell Owens (the performer formerly known as T.O.) was supposed to be holding a press conference to speak about accepting the Allen Wranglers’ offer to both play for their indoor football league team and join their ownership group, Owens instead invited reporters …

We here at National Lampoon love three things. We love humor, we love linking out to funny videos, and we love tasty snacks. Until now, we’ve had a terrible time finding a way to combine the three into one dynamite package.
A while back, we had an office contest to see who could laugh the longest with a mouthful of DORITOS chips while watching a viral video without any DORITOS mush trickling out. It was kind of disgusting. We held a few official meetings to remedy the problem, but despite our creative …

 
The following is a brief dramatization of what we here at National Lampoon believe to have occurred at the home of Broncos QB Tim Tebow following Denver’s 29-23 overtime playoff victory against the defending AFC Champion Pittsburgh Steelers.
(Tim Tebow gets back to his Denver-area home to find Satan, horns and all lounging on his couch)
Satan: Hey, hey T-Bone! What’s going down my man?
TT: Jesus Christ! Who are you?
Satan: Come on, Tea Time. You know who I am. I’m George Burns. ( Satan quickly transforms into the deceased actor puffing on a …

The Indianapolis Colts won 8 fewer games this season than they did last year, playing an entire season without beloved franchise hero quarterback Peyton Manning. Naturally, this has made the Colts unsure if they should stick with their Man(ning) or take their chances with Luck.
While Indy hosts the Superbowl this year, they will think about how to get back to the big game… and if their chances are better with Peyton Manning or Andrew Luck under center.
Let’s examine the options…
The Incumbent: Peyton Manning
PROfessional resume:

4 MVP awards, an NFL record
11 Probowls
Fastest …

Big Ben Roethishamburglar gets a lot of respect and credit from sportscasters and analysts for being a tough, strong leader…the kind that would rape your sister in a bathroom. Unfortunately, while a bum left ankle may not slow one’s rape-roll, it drastically affects the ability to quarterback.
A transformer blew up which, while sounding pretty cool, was the cause of two blackout delays during the Monday Night Football game between the Pittsburgh Steelers and the San Francisco 49ers at Candlestick Park.
But the park wasn’t the only thing that was dim for …

Broncos quarterback Tim Tebow is a polarizing figure in sports.
Many love that a good ‘ol American white boy can show that home schooling kids can lead to a good job in a talent, not education based, field.
Others like that there’s a positive role model in the NFL. “It’s nice to see a player who can recite biblical verses with the same ease Braylon Edwards can recite Miranda rights,” someone’s mother said.
Tim Tebow: “Flood in visitors’ locker room just one of many plagues to come!”
“He sucks a lot of figurative dick,” …

Patriots WR Tiquan Underwood. Pic courtesy of @jimmytraina