The Indianapolis Colts won 8 fewer games this season than they did last year, playing an entire season without beloved franchise hero quarterback Peyton Manning. Naturally, this has made the Colts unsure if they should stick with their Man(ning) or take their chances with Luck.
While Indy hosts the Superbowl this year, they will think about how to get back to the big game… and if their chances are better with Peyton Manning or Andrew Luck under center.
Let’s examine the options…
The Incumbent: Peyton Manning
PROfessional resume:

4 MVP awards, an NFL record
11 Probowls
Fastest …

Big Ben Roethishamburglar gets a lot of respect and credit from sportscasters and analysts for being a tough, strong leader…the kind that would rape your sister in a bathroom. Unfortunately, while a bum left ankle may not slow one’s rape-roll, it drastically affects the ability to quarterback.
A transformer blew up which, while sounding pretty cool, was the cause of two blackout delays during the Monday Night Football game between the Pittsburgh Steelers and the San Francisco 49ers at Candlestick Park.
But the park wasn’t the only thing that was dim for …

Broncos quarterback Tim Tebow is a polarizing figure in sports.
Many love that a good ‘ol American white boy can show that home schooling kids can lead to a good job in a talent, not education based, field.
Others like that there’s a positive role model in the NFL. “It’s nice to see a player who can recite biblical verses with the same ease Braylon Edwards can recite Miranda rights,” someone’s mother said.
Tim Tebow: “Flood in visitors’ locker room just one of many plagues to come!”
“He sucks a lot of figurative dick,” …

Patriots WR Tiquan Underwood. Pic courtesy of @jimmytraina

We know Tim Tebow and Jesus would never g0 mano y mano in any athletic competition, but Tebow’s recent success on the gridiron has awakened the belief amongst religious Denver Broncos fans that he may, in fact, be the second coming of the one true lord and savior. Christians everywhere may threaten to switch their allegiances from the Catholic Church to Sports Authority Field at Mile High, if Tim Tebow continues to pull out miracles through unquestionable faith and mediocre-yet-timely playmaking.  We here at National Lampoon have taken it upon …

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“I still think I could start somewhere,” McNabb told reporters. “Don’t them Canadians have their own little league?”
In Vikings Owner Zygi Wilf’s statement, he stated that McNabb is “the kind of football player who will make you feel like the dome roof collapsed after every snap.” After explaining that he’s put the fans through enough the past several dozens of seasons, Wilf went on to say, “I wish the best of luck to Donovan, who will certainly need it if he’s continues to mentally live in …

Put the gun down- the NBA Lockout is over! I know- I was worried too, how would we live without watching basketball games intermittently scheduled throughout the week on TNT? “But Blake, the NBA is just a bunch of lazy whiners playing glorified pick-up basketball and making more money than most of us could dream of! Why exactly are you happy it’s back?” you may ask, and foreseeing your query, I compiled this list of eight reasons why I am excited the NBA lockout is over.
 
1.The GOP Debates where hardly …

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Meet Thomas Trinkle, a young man who has worn a Colts top every day since 5th grade! Any guesses how many girlfriends he’s had?
Read more about it over at Sportress of Blogitude…

We have no idea what the hell that means, but Terez Owens seems to…