Guidelines For Submissions
Aspiring comedy writer:
Do you dream of being a highly paid, famous comedy writer? Living the opulent life that goes with such a lofty title?
Well, then this might not be for you.
However, if you can write stuff that’s funny, this might be your lucky day!
We are currently casting a wide net to find some worthy comedy writers for article submissions to NationalLampoon.com
Article submissions can be topical, conceptual, open letters, photoshops, fake news blurbs, reviews of inanimate objects, etc.
Please keep it to 1,500 words or less.
Above all, use your imagination!
Conversation Starters For When You’re At A Cocktail Party and Run into Hulk Hogan And Dostoevsky.
Emotional Amazon reviews for a lamp where clearly the guy’s ex-girlfriend took it when she moved out.
Hillary Clinton live tweets while she’s watching Either the RNC debate OR the new episode How To Get Away With Murder.
If we select your submission you will be paid $70 to start. I KNOW! GREAT RIGHT!??
You will have to sign a writer’s release, which gives National Lampoon ownership of your work.
But, hey, think of the credibility?!
Please send submissions to firstname.lastname@example.org
Please allow time for us to get back to you. If you have not heard back from us, well…we are sure you have other fine qualities.