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Other Super Secret Info Leaked To Russia By Trump

The White House Wifi password is password.


The place underneath the Oval Office couch cushion where he hides all of his Milky Way bars.


His secret tickle-spot.


The location of that house where they film The Bachelor.


Melania’s safe word: “No, not tonight either, sorry.”


The identity of the killer on Riverdale (Sergei is really behind on his dvr recordings).


The exact spot where “it” happened between President Clinton and Monica Lewinsky.


The White House bathroom where you can go number two without anyone hearing anything.


The super-secret location of the spot where the car from Knight Rider is parked.


The secret code to use in order to get exclusive, never-before-heard Katie Perry b-sides.


Secret red button on the Resolute desk is just for ordering a Coke. (sadly this one is real)


Written by Kit Lively

Kit Lively

Ain’t It Cool News said of Kit, “If Gary Larson is Bill Cosby, then Kit is Richard Pryor.” That’s a great quote, right? Man, I love that quote! That was, until Bill Cosby turned out to be a deplorable serial rapist. Now the quote isn’t worth shit, even though my name isn’t linked directly to Cosby’s! Thanks a lot Bill, you jackass. Not only have you ruined dozens of lives with your rapey ways, but you’ve ruined a perfectly good quote as well. I hope you rot in Hell, you scumbag.
Anyway, Kit’s cartoons have been published by lots of humor magazines, etc. etc. yadda yadda. (sigh)….

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