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#TrumpsLegacyWillBe

We took to Twitter to host @HashtagZoo’s weekly hashtag game…
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If Adult Movie Dialogue Was Actually ‘Adult’

“Oh god, you’re harder than getting out of bed in the morning.” “I…
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#PoliticalClassifieds

Once again we took to Twitter to host @HashtagZoo’s weekly…
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The War on Penis Terror: Angry Vagina and Her Dating App (Part 5)

~ DEAR VAGINA SOLDIER ~ Eager to earn your dignity as an honored…
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#DescribeSocialMediaBadly

Once again we took to Twitter to host @HashtagZoo’s weekly…
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#DescribePoliticsBadly

We took to twitter to play #DescribePoliticsBadly with HashtagRoundup…

8 Taylor Swift Lyrics That Are Also Grounds For a Restraining Order

Just have Taylor Swift add “Your Honor” to these lyrics in…
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QUIZ: Medical Condition or Accounting Firm

1. Baker Newman Noves 2. Epstein Barr 3. Riley Day 4.…
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First-Date Customer Satisfaction Survey

Congratulations! You’ve been selected to participate in a…
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Top Five Signs That Your Pet Goldfish Is a Stockbroker from the 80's

It’s your worst nightmare, you come home late one night to…
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The Adventures of Angry Vagina and Her Dating App

Let me tell you a tale of a close friend of mine named Angry…

An Open Letter to Chad, the Bag Boy

Look Chad, we need to talk about your performance. But if you’ll…
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FOTO BOMB: Trump @ CES

Trump is at it again doing his White House training at CES…
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Jack Sprat Could Eat No Fat

Jack Sprat could eat no fat. He had high cholesterol, and his…
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9 Great Urinal Conversation Topics

1. Cold out/hot out/regular temperature out. 2. These…
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My TripAdvisor

“Had Reservations Before We Made Reservations” ★★☆☆☆ Reviewed…
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Black Friday Lives Matter

A Eulogy For a Family Member Trampled and Killed During Black…
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Rosy-Cheeked Residents of the Bizarro Earth Are Thankful For...

President-Elect Michelle Obama not only soundly defeating Donald…
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Alliterative Day-of-the-Week Themes to Boost Morale at Your Startup

  Mole Mondays Nope, not the cute little furry critter!…
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Subject: Fear Not, Gun Lovers!

********* (The highest ranking members of the GLC [Gun Lovers…
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Answer Sheet For The Exam Of Kanye’s God-Level Sommelier

Any deviation from these exact answers during the blind tasting…
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The Endings Of Those Novels You Were Supposed To Read Over The Summer

A new school year is fast approaching, and I'm willing to bet…
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Least Coveted Raffle Prizes

Cursed monkey hand Do-It-Yourself Human Centipede Kit $25 gift…
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Classic Romantic Comedies If They Were Set In 2016

1. When Harry Met Sally   Instead of it taking Harry…
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