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Tripping Balls with the Founding Fathers

AUTHOR’S NOTE: Many observers of President Donald J. Trump…
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Contents of Comey’s Other Memos

A memo in which former FBI Director James Comey details an interaction…
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Some Pre-Existing Conditions The GOP Will Accept

Slimy skin Tightass Sunburn from an “All Lives…
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Big Boy Donny’s Birthday Party

“I want a ball, I want a party Pink…
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Trump's First 100 Days

The biggest accomplishments by the Trump Administration during…
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Daily Gaffermations with Sean Spicer

(Sean Spicer looks into the mirror as he begins to speak. Unable…
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Bill O'Reilly's Unused Final Monologue

So apparently the brass here at fucking Fox FUCKING News says…
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Other People Mike Pence Won't Dine With

Pence's wife has announced that Mike Pence never dines with women…
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WebMD: Repeal And Replace

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I’ll Die Without Insurance Disorder What is I’ll Die…
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Kellyanne Conway's Guide To White House Etiquette

When squatting on the Oval Office couch as if it were a piece…
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Other Surefire Ways to Get Kicked Out of CPAC

  Organizers for the Conservative Political Action Conference…
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A Few More Statements About Black History Month from President Trump

Black Cats A lot of great cats out there, folks. White cats,…
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Bobby Fink: Kid Detective - The Case of Trump's Missing Terror Attacks

It was the start of February when she walked back into my life.…
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Rudy Giuliani’s Cyber Security Tips

As Donald Trump’s administration continues to take shape, Rudy…
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Extreme Vetting

"We take you live to New York City's John F. Kennedy International…
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Alternate ways of paying for the wall

Now that Mexico has refused to pay for the wall that the Trump…
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White House Confidential: Overheard During Trump’s First Week In Office

Anyone got a thesaurus? I’m running out of synonyms for the…
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Phone Messages Left on My Senator’s Voicemail

[BEEP!] Hey, there! It’s Andy. I was just calling to check…
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Pick-up Lines Overheard at the Trump Inauguration

Given President Trump’s notorious sexist comments about women,…
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Mr. Trump Goes to Washington

Meanwhile, in Donald Trump’s White House… The next President…
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GOP Affordable Care Replacement Ideas

Don't despair, folks! All is not lost! Just mostly...   Quit…
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Signs Trump Is Actually Losing It

Recently paid workers for a job he hired them to perform. Gave…
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Six Republican Men You’d Totally Invite into the Bathroom with Your Daughter

We’ve all been there: watching your young daughter walk into…
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GOP Convention Drinking Game!

Drink every time the camera pans to an overweight woman in a…

Trump Cursing

Winter is Trumping. via Youtube user Huw Parkinson
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GOP Primary Forecast

UPDATED FEBRUARY 23 As we head into the final stretch of the…

Winter is Trumping

Winter is Trumping. via Youtube user Huw Parkinson
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Newly Leaked Hillary Emails Suggest She May Have Seen 'Hamilton,' Or Is Just Crazy

Original Message From:Huma Abedin <Huma@clintonemail.com> To:…
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Presidential Candidates Footwear

After the Ted Cruz campaign drew attention to Marco Rubio’s…