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Rejected Prom Themes

Enchanting Night Of People You’ll Never See After Graduation Dance…
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MILF's 2.0: Men I’d Like to F*ck! (Better Read on in Case It’s You, Guy-at-the-Office)

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Guys, lets face the cold hard truth: nobody gives a shit about…
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I’m 99% Sure I Just Had Sex With My First Robot

It’s 0:04am. The year is 2075. The place is the city of Chicago…
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The War on Penis Terror: Angry Vagina and Her Dating App (Part 5)

~ DEAR VAGINA SOLDIER ~ Eager to earn your dignity as an honored…
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Elevator Pitches for Lifetime Movies

She had to do it Because She Couldn't Have Kids. Janelle, a…
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How to Get Your Amazon Echo to, You Know, Do It with You

The Amazon Echo is a tremendous technological feat. This one…
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It's Time to Meet the 2017 RNC Babies!

What do you get when you mix $7 Bud Lights with 50,000 pro-life…
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Every Emoji Is a Dick Emoji

You've probably heard the old adage "the eggplant emoji is…
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Censored Sexy Pics: Angry Vagina and Her Dating App (Part 2)

Once upon a time, right about now, there is a legendary hero…
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5 Ways to Spice up Your Relationship with Russian Ambassador Sergey Kislyak

Every serious relationship goes through dry spells. It’s…
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Ernest Hemingway's Fifty Ways To Drive Your Man Wild In Bed

Editor's note: Quite a few of Ernest Hemingway’s early short…
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Civil War Soldier Writes Home to Mother About Losing his Virginity

“Dear Mother, I shall hope you receive this letter in good…
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Top FAQs On The Ashley Madison Site

If I catch an STD from one of the dates provided by your site,…
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Classic Romantic Comedies If They Were Set In 2016

1. When Harry Met Sally   Instead of it taking Harry…
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For All The Nevers In Life: If The State Farm Ad was Self-Aware

[We open on a wild, alcohol-fueled pool party with…
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Bernie Sanders Campaign Groupie Sex Diary

It's proven to be a passionate electoral season, and voters have…