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How To Tell If You're Allowed In The White House Press Briefing Room

Your paper has plenty of gratis full-page ads for Ivanka's sassy…
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Goodbye to the Cancer Moonshot

“Some of those that work forces, are the same that burn crosses.” ~…
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President Trump's Black History Month Checklist

☐  Why no White History Month? Have someone look into that. ☐…
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TRUMPO Phonetic Alphabet

The administration's defense secretary said Trump may reduce…
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Leaked Drafts of Donald Trump's Remarks About Some Upcoming Holidays

Susan B. Anthony Day Today we honor Susan Anthony. Lots to…
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What Happened 'Last Night In Sweden'

Here's what President Trump was talking about when he mentioned…
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The President Trump Coffee Table Book — Get It Today!

The valor. The prestige. The endless parade of tanks and missile…
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A Few More Statements About Black History Month from President Trump

Black Cats A lot of great cats out there, folks. White cats,…
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Joint Press Conference: Trump and Netanyahu

"We take you live to the White House where President Trump is…
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White House Valentine's Day Cards

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Mike Flynn Phone Calls

The Trump Administration has more phone call problems. (Now…
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Trump News Conference

"We take you live to the White House where President Trump is…
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Trump/Putin Rom-Coms

Four Elections and An Impeachment Donald is a brash but sensitive…
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Bobby Fink: Kid Detective - The Case of Trump's Missing Terror Attacks

It was the start of February when she walked back into my life.…
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Rudy Giuliani’s Cyber Security Tips

As Donald Trump’s administration continues to take shape, Rudy…
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Putin's Diary

Dearest Diary, Sometimes I believe you are my only friend.…
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Other Things That The Kremlin Would Like An Apology For

President Trump's interview with Bill O'Reilly on Fox News really…
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Trump's New Rules

Meanwhile, in Donald Trump’s White House… Meeting in…
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Sean Spicer and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day, Period.

I went to bed chewing thirty-five pieces of gum, and before…
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Bowling Green Massacre and Our All-Time Favorite Kellyanne Conway Lies

So now Kellyanne Conway is referring to a "Bowling Green Massacre",…
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President Seeking Agreeable White House Staffer

Thank you for coming in today. As you surely know, these White…
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Trump's National Prayer Breakfast Offering

Hey, are you there God? It's me, Donald. To tell you the truth,…
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Trump Calls to World Leaders

President Donald J. Trump reportedly became angry during a telephone…
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Other Trump Executive Orders You Might Have Missed

New trade agreement discussions with Chile ("Mostly because I…
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News From the White House Got You Down? Try Presidex!

Do you ever find yourself staying up through the wee hours of…
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Extreme Vetting

"We take you live to New York City's John F. Kennedy International…
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Alternate ways of paying for the wall

Now that Mexico has refused to pay for the wall that the Trump…
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White House Confidential: Overheard During Trump’s First Week In Office

Anyone got a thesaurus? I’m running out of synonyms for the…
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Trump's Other Changes To The White House Website

Trump wasn't in office for even a day when he made several notable…
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Alternatives to Alternative Facts

The truth seems to be a fickle thing in the new White House,…
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Phone Messages Left on My Senator’s Voicemail

[BEEP!] Hey, there! It’s Andy. I was just calling to check…
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President Trump's First News Conference

"We take you to Washington D.C. where President Trump is about…
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Grizzly Bears I Would Have Totally Shot at School

Conor, 5th Grade (Spelling Class) Conor was pretty much the…
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Women's March on Washington Pick-up lines

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You smell slightly less awful then the other hippies. So,…
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Most Common Tattoos Spotted at the Trump Inauguration

Demonic/zombie bald eagle with dead dove in it's mouth: 174 Rebel…
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Taking the Twitter Oath

'I, Donald J. Trump will chew out world leaders. I will tweet…
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Pick-up Lines Overheard at the Trump Inauguration

Given President Trump’s notorious sexist comments about women,…
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Washington, D.C. Travel Guide for Trump Supporters

Tens of thousands of Donald Trump supporters will be flocking…
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The New School Threat: Grizzly Bears

Sure guns in schools can do SOME bad things, but what's the REAL…
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Procrastinators! You Can Still Move Away! Try Guam!

FYEO – Guam Chamber of Commerce Secret Plan For Attracting…
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Mr. Trump Goes to Washington

Meanwhile, in Donald Trump’s White House… The next President…
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Trump’s Golden Intelligence Briefing

Thank you for meeting with us today, Mr. President-elect. We…
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Notable lines from Donald Trump's upcoming Inaugural Address

"Ask not what your country can do for you -- ask what your country…
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How to Explain a Golden Shower to an Evangelical

It's like the story of Noah and the Flood, but God is a high-priced…
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Donald Trump Reviews Overrated Meryl's Top Films

Kramer Vs. Kramer Overrated Meryl won an Academy Award for her…
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FOTO BOMB: Trump @ CES

Trump is at it again doing his White House training at CES…
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Other Revelations from the U.S. Intelligence Community

  Russian hackers got into the Nielsen computers and sabotaged…
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FOTO BOMB: Happy Trump New Year!

Donald Trump Wishes America a Happy New Year from Times Square.…
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Trump's Definitions of Common, Everyday Political Terms

President-Elect Trump recently referred to the UN as simply "a…
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It's a Wonderful Presidency

President-elect Trump is pacing inside the penthouse at Trump…
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Christmas Gifts The Trump’s Asked From Santa

The Declaration of Independence, for Ivanka to use as coasters…
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Donald Trump's Pre-Tweet Crib Sheet

Mr. President-Elect Trump, please always refer to the following…
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Least Clicked On Fake News Stories

Creator Of CB Radio Sets Own Buttocks On Fire Nazi Scientists…
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The Spy Who Came in from the Access Hollywood Bus

A dimly lit tavern, somewhere along the Ukrainian border. A waitress…
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The Trump Presidency, The First 100 Days

ObamaCare replaced by TrumpCare (first-aid kit, bottle of off-brand…
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How to Be a White Ally Without All the Hassle

Are you distressed about the results of the recent presidential…
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Steve Bannon, Really? He Doesn’t Even Make My List of Top 5 Favorite Nazis

  I gotta tell you: I’m real disappointed with the…
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WikiLeaks Bombshell: Militia Group Issues ‘Stand Down’ Order, Four Erections Die

KALAMAZOO, Mich. – As Republican presidential candidate Donald…
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So You're Moving To Another Country...

What Now? Things To Consider:   1) Don't Go From…
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Election Night Comforting Thoughts

Regardless of who ultimately wins, the night of the Presidential…
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Very Last Minute Election Surprises

Adak, Alaska has the pleasant distinction of being home to the…
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Election Day Voting Checklist

Are you ready to make the arduous journey to your local voting…
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Mike Pence's Thoughts As The Plane Skidded Around

Republican Vice Presidential candidate Mike Pence was in a plane…
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PIC QUIP: It Was Trump!

After being sealed in a vault and lost for years, the full…
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Melania's Whistle-Stop Tour

The odd, little out of the way places that Trump's campaign advisors…
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TrumpTV: 15 Shows He Will Remake For His New Network

We got ahold of the transcripts from his meetings with network…
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Surprise Guests of the 3rd 2016 Presidential Debate!

Today's CNN report cited the guests invited to tonight debate…
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Melania Trump Body Language Decoded

Anderson Cooper's CNN interview with Melania Trump held very…
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Internal Trump Campaign Emails From Last Weekend

+++++++++++++ Friday, Oct. 7, 2016 3:35 pm From: Donald To:…
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Kellyanne Conway Word Association

Who is this mysterious woman, Kellyanne Conway? The woman behind…
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Trump's Other Favorite Sputnik News Stories

Donald Trump recently began citing a Kremlin funded news website…
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Other Times That Billy Bush's Shenanigans Have Landed Him in Hot Water

Forget about Trump! What about that little scoundrel, Billy Bush? His…
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Foto Bomb: Trumpenstein!

Paul Ryan said he'll no longer defend Trump. Dr. Frankenstein must have been pretty tired of defending his monster too .
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Town-Hall Debate Drinking Game

Do a shot every time that:   Donald Trump attempts…
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Fallout Events From the Trump Video

  In a surprise move the Tic-Tac organization chooses…
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Donald Trump's Excuses For Not Paying His Taxes

It's Hillary's fault. He's done plenty of other illegal…
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Hustler Magazine's Reasons Why Donald Trump Should Be Our Next President

USA Today has come out against Trump. As is of course their right. To…
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What Trump Did Right During the Debate

Didn't bite anyone. (on-stage at least; and even Reagan took…
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Questions Rejected From Being Used During The Clinton / Trump Debate

  "Senator Clinton, is it true that ISIS unfriended you…
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Items Purchased With Misappropriated Trump Foundation Funds

Human centipede made up of losers from past seasons of The Apprentice. [$20K…
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Real, Genuine Reasons Donald J. Trump Is Refusing To Release His Tax Returns

Accidentally spilled a two liter of Big Red soda onto the form,…
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Signs Trump Is Actually Losing It

Recently paid workers for a job he hired them to perform. Gave…
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Duties of Those Cleaning the Convention Center Following the RNC

Repair porta potty glory holes Contact landfill re: thousands…
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Tasty Items For Sale At The RNC Concession Stands

Trump Roast $74.50 Baloney. Lots and lots of roasted baloney.…
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GOP Convention Drinking Game!

Drink every time the camera pans to an overweight woman in a…
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Four Strange Things Found in Michelle Obama's 2008 DNC Speech

With all this fuss about plagiarism from Melania Trump's RNC…
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President Trump White House Tour

A first-person account by one lucky reporter It is a pretty…
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CARTOON: Veep Madness Bracket

earlier version originally printed in NY Daily News &nbs…
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Failed Made-Up Names Before They Settled on Brexit

 Great Escapain' Eng-leave Great Bail-in' Boris, Farage,…
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Trump Cursing

Winter is Trumping. via Youtube user Huw Parkinson
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Things Paul Ryan Would Endorse For President Before Donald Trump

Speaker of the House Paul Ryan announced this week that he would…
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Trump Snarls

Two hours after his latest victory sort-of-speech following a…
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Winter is Trumping

Winter is Trumping. via Youtube user Huw Parkinson
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Presidential Candidates Footwear

After the Ted Cruz campaign drew attention to Marco Rubio’s…