Robert Downey Jr. may very well be able to act his way out of a paper bag, but a large robotic suit is another story.
Michael Keaton in a fluffy fur collar makes him appear either terrifying, or like the old queen who really shouldn’t still be hanging out at the club.
You can still get your fix of slender people flipping around in the air while wearing gaudy costumes, and save quite a bit of cash by skipping Cirque De Soleil this year.
Explosions are a bit more tolerable if they’re not perpetrated by evil immigrants, and instead by an American wearing a giant bird suit.
Marvel Studios won’t be satisfied until every movie and tv show is about superheroes (and yes, I realize the irony of typing this while I’m wearing my adult-size Avengers Undaroo’s).
Marisa Tomei has no problem acting alongside odd, humanoid creatures with a creepy, off-putting appearance, just as she did with Joe Pesci in My Cousin Vinnie.