Things We Learned From The New Spider-Man Trailer

Robert Downey Jr. may very well be able to act his way out of a paper bag, but a large robotic suit is another story.

Michael Keaton in a fluffy fur collar makes him appear either terrifying, or like the old queen who really shouldn’t still be hanging out at the club.

You can still get your fix of slender people flipping around in the air while wearing gaudy costumes, and save quite a bit of cash by skipping Cirque De Soleil this year.

Explosions are a bit more tolerable if they’re not perpetrated by evil immigrants, and instead by an American wearing a giant bird suit.

Marvel Studios won’t be satisfied until every movie and tv show is about superheroes (and yes, I realize the irony of typing this while I’m wearing my adult-size Avengers Undaroo’s).

Marisa Tomei has no problem acting alongside odd, humanoid creatures with a creepy, off-putting appearance, just as she did with Joe Pesci in My Cousin Vinnie.

Written by Kit Lively

Kit Lively

Ain’t It Cool News said of Kit, “If Gary Larson is Bill Cosby, then Kit is Richard Pryor.” That’s a great quote, right? Man, I love that quote! That was, until Bill Cosby turned out to be a deplorable serial rapist. Now the quote isn’t worth shit, even though my name isn’t linked directly to Cosby’s! Thanks a lot Bill, you jackass. Not only have you ruined dozens of lives with your rapey ways, but you’ve ruined a perfectly good quote as well. I hope you rot in Hell, you scumbag.
Anyway, Kit’s cartoons have been published by lots of humor magazines, etc. etc. yadda yadda. (sigh)….