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Top FAQs On The Ashley Madison Site

If I catch an STD from one of the dates provided by your site, is the next date free?


How diligent are you in researching whether or not members are serial killers? Would you say very diligent, fairly diligent, or not very?


There don’t seem to be very many female members on this site. Any other guy members want to just meet up for a quick circle jerk?


This is the dating site for married people, right? In my experience, married people are typically fat, kind of smelly, and don’t really like having sex. If that’s what I’m looking for, mightn’t I be better off at the Christian Singles dating site?


When I was a teenager, if my friends and I wanted to bang a married lady we would just offer to do her yard work, and eventually she’d show up in the back-yard and flash us her beav. Does anyone know if that kind of thing would still work for a balding, middle-aged guy?


 

Written by Kit Lively

Kit Lively

Ain’t It Cool News said of Kit, “If Gary Larson is Bill Cosby, then Kit is Richard Pryor.” That’s a great quote, right? Man, I love that quote! That was, until Bill Cosby turned out to be a deplorable serial rapist. Now the quote isn’t worth shit, even though my name isn’t linked directly to Cosby’s! Thanks a lot Bill, you jackass. Not only have you ruined dozens of lives with your rapey ways, but you’ve ruined a perfectly good quote as well. I hope you rot in Hell, you scumbag.
Anyway, Kit’s cartoons have been published by lots of humor magazines, etc. etc. yadda yadda. (sigh)….

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