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Trump Administration Revised Terror Watch List

Nordstrom

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Australia

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Meryl Streep

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Cast of Hamilton

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Alec Baldwin

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Sweden

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Don Lemon

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Anyone with the last name Schumer

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Pope Francis

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NY Times

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Mexico

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Rosie O’Donnell

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So-Called Judges

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Ted Cruz’s Dad

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SNL

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NATO

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Megyn Kelly

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CNN

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Written by Paul Lander

Paul Lander

Paul Lander is not sure which he is proudest of — winning the Noble Peace Prize or sending Sudanese peace activist, Fatima Ahmed Ibrahim, to accept it on his behalf, bringing to light the plight of central Africa’s indigenous people. In his non-daydreaming hours, Paul has written for National Lampoon, American Bystander, Huff Post Comedy, The New Yorker, McSweeney’s, Humor Times, written and/or produced for multiple TV shows and written standup material that’s been performed on Maher, Letterman, Colbert, Kimmel, etc. Now, on to Paul’s time-commanding Special Forces in Khandahar…

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