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Trump Administration Revised Terror Watch List

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Cast of Hamilton


Alec Baldwin


Sweden


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Anyone with the last name Schumer


Pope Francis


NY Times


Mexico


Rosie O’Donnell


So-Called Judges


Ted Cruz’s Dad


SNL


NATO


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CNN


Written by Paul Lander

Paul Lander

Paul Lander is not sure which he is proudest of — winning the Noble Peace Prize or sending Sudanese peace activist, Fatima Ahmed Ibrahim, to accept it on his behalf, bringing to light the plight of central Africa’s indigenous people. In his non-daydreaming hours, Paul has written for National Lampoon, American Bystander, Huff Post Comedy, The New Yorker, McSweeney’s, Humor Times, written and/or produced for multiple TV shows and written standup material that’s been performed on Maher, Letterman, Colbert, Kimmel, etc. Now, on to Paul’s time-commanding Special Forces in Khandahar…

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