Turning Your Lemonade Stand Into A Solid Money-Maker

Wet Lemonade T-Shirt Contests with several of the neighborhood moms.

Medicine cup shot of prescription cough syrup added to any glass for an extra two bucks.

Hire the wheelchair-bound kid from down the street to sit in front of your lemonade stand.

Answers to next week’s history quiz printed on certain cups.

Half price refills for Jehovah’s Witnesses, Mormons, and other door-to-door religious nuts.

In order to eliminate the competition, call the police and tell them that the ice-cream truck driver has touched you inappropriately.

Change your stand to 24/7 service by having your parents extend your curfew.

Decorate your stand with posters and promotional items from the hit Beyoncé song Lemonade.

Promote your lemonade as a hangover cure.

Add a tablespoon of Metamucil for senior citizen customers.

 Add some meth

Written by Kit Lively

Kit Lively

Ain’t It Cool News said of Kit, “If Gary Larson is Bill Cosby, then Kit is Richard Pryor.” That’s a great quote, right? Man, I love that quote! That was, until Bill Cosby turned out to be a deplorable serial rapist. Now the quote isn’t worth shit, even though my name isn’t linked directly to Cosby’s! Thanks a lot Bill, you jackass. Not only have you ruined dozens of lives with your rapey ways, but you’ve ruined a perfectly good quote as well. I hope you rot in Hell, you scumbag.
Anyway, Kit’s cartoons have been published by lots of humor magazines, etc. etc. yadda yadda. (sigh)….