By Rachel Arbeit
Sandra Bullock she was so inspired by her role in the movie “The Blindside,” and felt such a need to continue to earn her Oscar that she adopted a black baby boy.

Random noises, throwing rocks at Jack Black and Michael Cera, talking National Lampoon with Harold Ramis, Religion, make-up, and overall absurdity is what transpires in these interviews with the cast of Year One. National Lampoon’s The Zaz Report breaks ground yet again with discovering David Cross’ favorite sandwich. We also discover the true nature of the after life. Matt Zaller brings the interviewing thunder. Watch it like lightning.

National Lampoon’s Matt Zaller swooped in on the red-carpet premiere of the new film by Sam Mendes (written by David Eggers) to do some investigative journalism. In the hopes of scooping some big scoops, as it were, National Lampoon’s The Zaz Report digs deep into the coffers of journalistic integrity and prowess to unfold yet another page of the great book of celebrity interviewing. Scoops obtained here include: the truth of the universe, John Krasinski’s top 5 movies, Jeff Daniels was not considered for Uncle Joey, Jim Gaffigan uses his …

National Lampoon’s The Zaz Report is back at it with another interview for the film The Hangover. This time, Justin Bartha posts up with Matt Zaller and in a move of defensive strategery, disses Zaller before Zaller can get to him. What ensues is a battle of funny weirdness and babble. Toothpicks, iphones, Carrot Top, sex, German Pornography, fake glasses, John Hancock, and mockery are subjects of choice. Please enjoy.

National Lampoon’s Matt Zaller sits down to have a chit chat with the stars of The Hangover, in between to Cocks. Poking a little fun at Zach Galifiankis’ show, Between Two Ferns, Zaller made Bradley Cooper and Ed Helms hold two cocks. What ensues is what might be deemed as an awkward encounter of comedic people, discussing the various topics of Bruce Vilanch, Hollywood Squares, Andy Milonakis, Mike Tyson, Babies, and maybe even a little of the movie!

National Lampoon’s Matt Zaller introduces Heather Graham to his cock. By cock we mean something other than what one might think. Come with Matt on a journey of exotic CGI and mysticisms abound. You will learn the wonders of the world, learn about babies, gardens, fire trucks, talking chickens, brain control, and so on and so forth.

Bryce, if you’re watching this, Matt really is in love with you. Please contact him as soon as you can. In other news, this interview is where they fall in love. In additional news on top of other news, Anton Yelchin is not related to Boris Yeltsin. In fact, their names aren’t even that close. In even more news, time travel is really confusing. Watch this interview and laugh please. Set in post-apocalyptic 2018, John Connor is the man fated to lead the human resistance against Skynet and its army …

In an attempt to throw Christian Bale off his game, National Lampoon’s Matt Zaller tries to eat his action figure. Bale seems to enjoy himself as Matt busts out the John Connor action figure. In an exclusive uncovering, Bale points out that John Connor is spelled incorrectly in the packaging of the action figure. On the figure, Connor is spelled Conner. National Lampoon has put the action figure up for sale on ebay if you’re interested in buying. The bidding starts at $2.5 million. Needless to say, Terminator Salvation is …

Jessica Biel sat down with National Lampoon’s Matt Zaller for a chat about her new film Easy Virtue. Unbeknownst to Matt, he had a chunk of cream cheese on his face during the interview. Unfortunately, Matt was not able to get to all of his questions in as most of the interview was spent with Jessica directing Matt on where the cream cheese was located on his face. Needless to say, the publicists on hand wrapped the interview early. Our apologies to the studio and the film for this oversight. …

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