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Pixar Presents Keeping Up With The CARdashians

Disney’s Pixar Studios presents the lively adventures of the Kardashian clan, re-imagined as a lovable family of animated automobiles.   In this episode, the rest of the family react with jealousy and anger regarding Kim’s larger-than-average trunk space.

Disney Channel


It’s Pickles The Clown!

When Angus Flea, an ambitious puppeteer on the fast track to success, suffers an accident that results in the loss of both arms, he assumes that his career is over.   In a last-ditch effort to save himself, he has a face painted onto his butt-cheeks, dubbing it Crackers The Clown.   In this episode, an overzealous youngster attempts to feed Crackers a pickle.

PBS


My Three Sons Of Sam

It’s upstairs without any supper for the boys when Uncle Charlie discovers yet more blood-soaked ladies garments in the upstairs laundry hamper (Repeat).

TV Land


For Better Or Norse (formerly The Vickie Viking Show)
When teenaged Vickie has a group of friends over for a slumber party, she pleads with her dad not to walk around the house in his underwear, or rape and pillage her friends.

History


A Show About Superheroes

Movies about superheroes are really big business, so why not a TV show about same?   Sure, okay, our special effects budget isn’t that great, and the plot/dialogue is hastily patched together by alcoholic ex-Who’s Th’ Boss writers, but still, give it a chance!   Like we said, you can watch it at home, and for free!   No need to get a babysitter even!

CW


Women Say The Darndest Things

New program hosted by American comedy icon and noted serial rapist Dr. William H. Cosby.

WE


Hodor Hoarders

New series that details the alarming similarities between smelly, hygiene-challenged hoarders and Games of Thrones enthusiasts.   Hosted by an overweight albino with extreme psoriasis.

Hulu


America’s Got Toe-Lint

Program that acknowledges that most Americans are talentless idiots, and so instead focuses on their far more interesting toe lint.    Judging performed by the cast of Big Brother, who are then taken behind the studio and beaten to death with jagged chunks of cinder block.

FOX


That’s Our Pop!

Daryl and the gang learn an important lesson in family unity and togetherness when they must come together and administer an emergency enema to the fourth-place winner of the Annual Wilford Brimley Look-Alike contest.

(In English with Dutch subtitles)

Amazon

Written by Kit Lively

Kit Lively

Ain’t It Cool News said of Kit, “If Gary Larson is Bill Cosby, then Kit is Richard Pryor.” That’s a great quote, right? Man, I love that quote! That was, until Bill Cosby turned out to be a deplorable serial rapist. Now the quote isn’t worth shit, even though my name isn’t linked directly to Cosby’s! Thanks a lot Bill, you jackass. Not only have you ruined dozens of lives with your rapey ways, but you’ve ruined a perfectly good quote as well. I hope you rot in Hell, you scumbag.
Anyway, Kit’s cartoons have been published by lots of humor magazines, etc. etc. yadda yadda. (sigh)….

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