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Post Super Bowl Party Apologies

The NFL Season reached it's official end with Eli Manning and the New York Giants emerging victorious over the Tom Brady led New England Patriots by a final score of 21-17. And while a few fans at your Super Bowl party probably left feeling jubilant or downright depressed, depending on their team allegiance, it's a safe bet most of the people who watched the game wherever you were at were just there to watch commercials. Whether you were an overzealous Football fan or an indifferent attendee this Super Bowl Sunday, there's a good chance you committed a party foul or ...

All is Well with Awards Season

KESSLER Scientists, cashiers, plumbers; the list of professional people who are good at their jobs goes on and on, but it doesn’t matter because most of those people are total nobodies who’d still look ugly in free designer clothes and expensive jewelry. They may have a certain knack for performing the menial tasks that make the world spin round, but pretty much nothing they do is good enough to be recognized this awards season, so who needs ‘em. Yes, it’s early February and the act of handing out congratulatory celebrity accolades has begun in earnest. Anyone who’s anyone is eligible to ...

PODCAST! Interview Show w/ @brianpmccarthy and guest @rachelfeinstein

[display_podcast] In this episode of The National Lampoon Interview with Brian McCarthy we welcome comic Rachel Feinstein! Brian uses delightful and respectful words like 'pork chop' towards her as he entertains and enlightens. We also discuss condom use in porn, selling drugs to professional tennis stars and Rachel's upcoming stand-up shows! We are proud to be a part of the Talkin Shit Podcast Network! Listen to Talkin Shit with Jim and Eddie here! http://jimandeddietalkshit.com/ See Rachel's upcoming show here! http://rachel-feinstein.com/ Watch some of her awesome stand-up! http://rachel-feinstein.com/video.html Look how sexy we all are! [gallery link="file"]

REVEALED! Little Known Newt Gingrich Marriages!

When the Republican presidential primary began, many pundits assumed that it was a foregone conclusion that Mitt Romney would end up the nominee. This was mostly based on the former Massachusetts governor's central appeal to voters: No matter where you stand on a particular issue, at some point Mitt Romney has agreed with you. And will probably do so again in the future. Romney's front runner status was also based on the notion that his chief rivals such as Michele Bachmann and Rick Perry had a distinct disadvantage in that voters would eventually realize they were Michele Bachmann and Rick Perry. ...

The Skip Bayless Super Bowl XLVI Interview with Eli Manning

Super Bowl XLVI between the New York Giants and New England Patriots is all set for Sunday, February 5th. The game will afford Giants QB Eli Manning with opportunity to prove once and for all that he's an elite NFL Quarterback should he manage to take down Tom Brady in the big game for a second time. ESPN's Skip Bayless sat down with Peyton's little brother several days prior this "Super Matchup" to get his take on all things Super Bowl-related– and things got a little bit weird. SKIP BAYLESS: Everybody doubted you. Nobody thought you'd make it this far. But ...

If You Build It, They Will Come: F#cking Inventions Throughout History

We hear from our friends at Gizmodo that Fleshlight has made a iPad case you can make sweet sweet love to. Throughout history, man has loved his new devices. Technology has given a boner to men since the dawn of invention. From early sexy made tools and arrowheads of homo erectus to the steam engine, when there's been a hot new gadget, man has fucked it. 5 other inventions through history man has had sex with: Promethean Era: Fire- Man's first instinct when feasting his eyes on the shiny crackle and sparkle of the flame was to get near it. When he felt ...

All is Well with Cosmetic Surgery

KESSLER It’s fairly common to hear human beings claim satisfaction with their natural outward appearance given the reasoning that “beauty is in the eye of the beholder” or that “we’re all god’s creatures” and “we should be happy with what the lord gave us.” But such pious malarkey is of precious little comfort to those stricken with offensive countenances accented by repulsive features that make others turn their heads in disgust. Often such hideous creatures are drawn to renounce their faith in traditional monotheistic customs and turn to another ritual, one that can remedy the wanton cruelty of their maker ...

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