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Welcome To The Team! Now, Let’s Find You A Good Place To Cry, Shall We?
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James Comey’s Medications for the Recently Unemployed or Politically Compromised
I’m the Ghost of a Non-Energy Efficient Home, and I Can’t Haunt This House for Shit
Rejection Letter from Grams’ Jams to Ad Agency For Misunderstanding ‘Esoteric’ for ‘Erotic’
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14 Times Even Fozzie Bear Couldn’t Bail Out A Mike Huckabee Tweet
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Whoops! Trump Was Caught Trying To Make Sense Of The Bill Of Rights
Trump’s Plans for a Canadian Border Wall
Wikileaks Releases Cease and Desist Order From EPA to Mother Nature
CARTOON: Highchair-in-Chief
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