“Rent-A Beard” Service Opens In Hawaii
HONOLULU, Hawaii
Most men take it for granted that they can grow a beard anytime they want, but that's not the case for everyone.
Statistics say that one out of every seven men can not grow a beard, or if it does grow in, it grows in very sparsel
In particular, there are many men in both the Asian, Hawaiian, and Native American communities, as well as many plain ordinary American men who are “follically challenged” in the facial area.
Now, thanks to a man named Abe Tahanaka there’s a solution.
Mr. Tahanaka is part Japanese, and part Orthodox Jew.
The Orthodox Jewish part of his ...
Finding Herbert
My cousin Fred and I meet every now and then to talk about sports and politics and our lives. Usually, it’s for lunch at a Chinese restaurant and on this day we did just that. As usual, he ordered Moo Goo Guy Pan. I don’t know what that is and I don’t want to know. I had shrimp and fried rice.
We ordered and poured some tea.
“I had a very unusual month recently,” he told me. I dropped a sweetener into my tea and sat back.
“It was about six in the morning,” he started with. “Bella and I were fast asleep ...
Infant Genius Admitted to College
Infant Genius Admitted to College – Says “Don’t Treat Me Like A Baby”
ADELAIDE, Australia
Ten month old Wiley Marshall is by far the youngest student ever admitted to South Australia’s Flinders University, in the capital city of Adelaide.
Born with the ability to speak fluently, the infant genius reportedly greeted both his Mom and Dad in the delivery room, and thanked them for giving birth to him. He then went on to thank the doctor and staff for their role in his birth!
Dr. Henry Thurman, head Gynecologist at Adelaide General Hospital where little Wiley was born said he had never seen anything ...
FILM REVIEW: Austin High
Austin High. The acting was a little over the top. The story had multiple subplots that failed to materialize. Most sets appeared to be the same room with just a different colored felt backdrop. Half of the jokes didn't work. And it was awesome.
Oh to have watched that movie totally blitzed.
When dealing with films like Half Baked, Nice Dreams, Harold & Kumar or Schindler's List, you can't worry if the script follows Robert McKee's story points to a T. This movie wasn't made for Roger Ebert or any film snob. It was made for the people it celebrates. The potheads ...
Fat, Drunk and Stupid: A Totally Unbiased Review
Fat, Drunk and Stupid: The Inside Story Behind The Making Of Animal House by Matty Simmons released by St. Martin's Press has just hit the shelves.
We have been asked to review the book, I told them, 'Look, just because Matty Simmons was a founder of National Lampoon, where I work and he produced Animal House, my all time favorite movie. Don't just assume I'll be giving it a easy review. We are professionals. There is an editorial process. So be prepared.'
One might say Fat, Drunk and Stupid could rank up there with Wuthering Heights, Catcher in the Rye...the Bible. It's got lots ...
Greetings from Florida!
If there's one thing everyone knows about Floridians, it's that they love the second amendment. This is, after all, the state that pioneered the concept of the Shotgun First Communion. And really, what better place to pass gun friendly legislation than a state that combines the attitudes of the old South with large concentrations of minorities, elderly Jews, and gay people?
But don't worry...Floridians will assure you that lenient gun laws are no indication that their state is teetering on the brink of becoming an ultraviolent post apocalyptic Mad Max hellscape. So anybody thinking negative thoughts like that...
RANDOM FLORIDA FUN ...
The Springfield Primary
A recent article that went viral, mixed actual quotes attributed to Mitt Romney with a number of statements by notorious Springfield Nuclear Power Plant mogul, C. Montgomery Burns and asked readers to distinguish between the two.
For example Romney once said, "I grew up drinking Vernor's and watching ballgames at Michigan & Trumball" .
"This anonymous clan of slack-jawed troglodytes has cost me the election," on the other hand, was pure Burns...but then again, Romney still has to utter that one as well.
It got me thinking about the parallels between Romney and Burns. Of course both were born into money - albeit Burns way ...
Animation: Rick Perry (actual audio)
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